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hey everybody!!!!!

sorry i haven’t posted anything in so long!!!!!

but i’ve been so busy being awesome that i just don’t have time for this blog anymore :((((

thank you for all your support about Spider-Man, i’m so excited for you to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Andrew

pretentiousdooshbag asked: best and worst part of being spider-man?

best part: BEING SPIDER-MAN

worst part: there’s no crotch slot for me to pull my cock out from

Anonymous asked: hey andrew what would you do if someone kidnapped jesse.??

WHO WOULD DO THAT

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO KIDNAP MY JESSE

they would die a violent death.

#Anonymous   #ask  

pretentiousdooshbag asked: So how's the Hollywood life?

i’m in New York most of the time

it’s great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

pretentiousdooshbag asked: who the fuck is mussolini anyway. you are definitely not quoting him.

YOU DON’T KNOW WHO MUSSOLINI IS?

vergogna su di voi

deerliciouseisenburger asked: why is your hair so awesome

because there is no other option

#salanderins   #ask  

(Source: mydolltalktome)

Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism because it is a merger of state and corporate power.

Benito Mussolini (via doyouhaveanextracigarette)

(via yummyinmytumbly)

#lasagna   #queue  

(Source: slattern)

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